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Wednesday, April 7, 6:19pm
Well, My life just changed forever. My mother is pregnant. PREGNANT. As if two children weren't enough? Now I have to deal with an Older Brother and a younger sibling? She must be trying to kill me. She knows I already don't like my brother, Tristen. And now she hits me with the baby bomb. Not only that, but she just got married two Fridays ago. Like, geez, take it slow mom!
At least my stepdad, Carson, Is really nice. Unlike my real father, who never even brought up the idea of marriage to my mother. I guess he thought it was weird to be a father of two, one of which wasn't his own. So this gives me an even better reason to hate him. My brother, I mean. Not my dad.
Oh. Here comes mom. She says she has something to tell me….I will be right back.
Wednesday, April 7, 6:31pm
Okay, what. I thought my mom was crazy…what, 22 minutes ago, was I wrong. She is crazy. Omg. SHE HASN'T JUST BEEN PREGNANT FOR 1 WEEK, NO. SHE HAS BEEN PREGNANT FOR FOUR MONTHS. Actually, that explains a lot. Her frequent vomiting, the mood swings, and The diet. And the fact that she is always wearing oversized hoodies. Wow. How had I not realized?
Wow. I need to tell my friends, like now. And whaddaya know? They are IMing me.
First Yiku:
Yikitten23: Hey, hru? Jazz says you aren't feeling it today, which probably explains why you weren't in school. Pls text me back? W/b, Yiku
Then Jazmine:
JazzH@nds:Heyyyy! I told Yiku ab u not being okay 2day. Btw, what's up w/ that?
Why Jazz, Why.
ReinBoom$lice: Hey… Yeah why did you tell her?
JazzH@nds:Bc, why not? She deserves to know. But r u ok???
ReinBoom$lice: Yeah, I guess. My mom just did something though.
JazzH@nds: Wha??? Wussup. SPILL THE BEANS.
ReinBoom$lice: She dropped the baby bomb. So yeah. I'm not that excited.
JazzH@nds: OMG. SERIOUSLY??? How long has she known?!
ReinBoom$lice: …Um, 4 months.
JazzH@nds: Well, imma go cry in a corner now.
ReinBoom$lice: What??? Why? I shpuld be the one crying right now, Jazz.
JazzH@nds:...
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